Finally a part time reader has demanded I update my blog. That’s what I need. A good kick in the ass.

To placate Dan I shall post a few readings from the Book Of Dog.

• Bones and Kiblets (22:18): Those that have fed the Dog and petted the Dog and played with the Dog will be spared his righteous cleansing in the form of frozen chunks of water falling from the sky.
  
• Leg Humping (4:19): Glorious is the freely offered leg.  For the owner of the the leg freely given for humping is truly a devoted follower of Dog.  His crotch shall forever know the nuzzling of a cold nose; his face, the lickings of the tongue of purity.
  
• Sniffing the Yard (2:16): The owner shall be tested by the Dog.  The form of the test can be many, one of which is the Kat.  Beware the lure of the Kat. The Kat leads to darkness. The Kat leads to evil.  Do not believe in the false promises of the Kat, for that way is the path to doom.