I just bought a machete on Amazon!

Amazon is great!
 
I never thought about buying a machete on Amazon before. But then I didn’t really need a machete before now either.
 
I have these nasty vines I need to kill off on the trees, and while I have wrong tools that could do the job poorly, I thought “hey, a machete would be perfect for this!”. Quickly followed by “I wonder if Amazon sells machetes?”
 
They do!!!!  
 
Though I know machetes are wonderful tools with all kinds of great uses, part of me still feels odd buying one. Like I’m getting ready to join some tribal warfare group in a piss poor 3rd world African country and start hacking off the hands of the hated enemy that butter their bread on the wrong side…..
 
Anyway, death to vines!!!!!! 🙂
 
 

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